Comedic Puzzles
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Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
Don Marquis -
Don’t know where your kids are in the house? Turn off the internet and they’ll show up quickly.
Anonymous -
Electricity is really just organized lightning.
George Carlin -
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Henry Kissinger -
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
Terry Pratchett -
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.
Anonymous -
I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
Ashleigh Brilliant -
The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once.
E. Joseph Cossman -
I was the best man at the wedding. So why is she marrying him?
Jerry Seinfeld -
There are three signs of old age: loss of memory … I forget the other two.
Red Skelton